If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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one stop shop

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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sadf

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Anti Joke

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