- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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