- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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