Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Womens rights.

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