- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Camerons hair is Curly..

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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