What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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