- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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