Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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well now

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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