- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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