What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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