What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

call me maybe.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

I read the terms of service.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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