Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

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