- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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