Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Poop

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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