- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

why am I writing this...im bored

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Poop...

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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