- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

a man was shot.... he died

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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