- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I'm hungry.

^ That's not even funny ^

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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