What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

The New York Giants

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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