- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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