- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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