- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I just drank a cola.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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