1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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