way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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