- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Knock Knock? Come in.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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