- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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