- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

RUN

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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