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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your no better than a cockroach

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

the redsox

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Knock knock.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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