Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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