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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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