roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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