- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

smell the vitamin C

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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