- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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