Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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