Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

eoin burgin is fat

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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