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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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