Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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