What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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