When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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