- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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