there once was a chicken it was yellow

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

I read the terms of service.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Democracy.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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