- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Water? I hardly know her.

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