- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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