- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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