- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Caramel Boing.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

AIDS

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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