- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I'm homeless.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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