Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A pope meets another one

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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France had one revolution

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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call me maybe.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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