- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

George W. Bush

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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