- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

13 =B you just learned something

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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