- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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