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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Our Updated iOS App!

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...