- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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