how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

HELLO EVERYONE

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Sarah Palin.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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