What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Pickle

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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