- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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