A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Feminism

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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