- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

I hate blackniggers

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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