A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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