what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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I literally died laughing

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