- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I like school Said no one ever.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

No it doesnt..

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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