- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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