- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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