Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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