- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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