Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Trump will make America great again.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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