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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.