An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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