There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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