How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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