Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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