Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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