an emo girl walked into a white room

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Male leadership.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

France had one revolution

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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