- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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