Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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