Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Anti Joke

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