How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

the game

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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