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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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