Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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