- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Hi.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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