Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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