Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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