Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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