- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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