A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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