How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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