- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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