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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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