A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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