- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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