- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Brain fart

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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