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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How high is the sky? True or False

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I love pissing people off :P

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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