- Anti Joke

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Okay, after this one then...

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

quantum physics?

Your mom went to college

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple