If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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