What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Jack Stevens

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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