- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Did you know? . You already know!

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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