- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Women's Rights

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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