- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why are black people so fast? because there black

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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