- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's half of 8? o

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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