What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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