- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Penis

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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