men, men like men= men+bed

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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