What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Badabing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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