- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

My Nan, that is all.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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