- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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