How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

You were born.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why didn't he finish his

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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