Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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