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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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