How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what are three short words? i a am

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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