- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

You were born.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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