- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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