- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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