so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

i dont care if you rate me or not

whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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