A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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