Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

kieran is a homosexual

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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