Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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