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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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