What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why? Because.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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