an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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