- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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