Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Anyone can post anything.

kieran is a homosexual

I love alchohol!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

people magazine

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Anti Joke

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